Electrifying Electric Company Banquet

Oh grumble. What to rant on about today...let me see. First of all, I am highly aggravated because there are only a few (and by a few, I mean four) shades of pink in which to choose from in font colors, and technically there are only two, maybe just one actually that you can use and people can still read the text. So, naturally, I am piss off! How can they call that equal opportunity when they have blatantly given more attention to many more undeserving colors? So I used red, cause in the grand scheme of things, red is an offspring of pink. Some might argue it the other way, but I think that Pink came first, kinda like the chicken then the egg, cause lets face it, chickens are better than eggs. Nuff said.
Anyhow, had a rather boring and utterly uneventful night last night. Actually, I had a date. Not to excite anyone, cause it was with my two sons and my mother...but hey, its the closest thing that I have had in awhile...a LONG while. We went to the free buffet dinner at the REA meeting...cause what could be better than a date with your family than a free meal of all the fried food you can eat? Don't get me wrong, it looked wonderful, and I was starving since I haven't been able to eat "real food" since my oral surgery last Wednesday. So I loaded my plate up. I was determined to fill my tummy up on some yard bird that had been thrown into the vat of healthy veg oil and some overcooked cheese rolls. Yum. However, I was highly disappointed when I sat down because even though I was ready to eat again, my mouth was not. Stubborn thing that mouth. I tried to eat anyway, but in the end, the mouth won, and I sat there, still starving. I think the people outside could hear my tummy rumbling even over the loud roar of random conversation that filled the ag center. Lets face it, I WAS HUNGRY! and I was piss off that I couldnt eat even the bad grease soaked food that lay in front of me. To make matters worse, I still and to sit and suffer thru the THREE, yes I said THREE hour long meeting that could bore a bear to sleep...even a big, piss off bear! It was horrible. And between the boring speaker, the unleashed kids running around, the hum of many various conversations still going on despite the fact the meeting started, I was fit to be tied. As if that was not bad enough, the electric company hired some people to come and do balloon animal thingees for the kiddos, which was a big hit, but the dang guy parked his little balloon cart right behind me...and every time he exhaled too hard and popped one of those suckers it about sent me thru the roof...and made me wonder yet again what the hell I was doing there! haha Anyhow, I lived thru it (barely), got to see some good people ( just a few) and had fiver glasses of some okay sweet tea (it was too strong). Good thing is, it is over, I made my appearance, and have a WHOLE year to prepare for the next one! haha