Grumbles

A reminder to you people ~my real friends~ that i am having a birthday soon. And by soon, I mean in 16 days til it happens. So gear up and get ready. And I expect presents damn you. Cause I need something to have to look forward to about being 31, and presents I think might help ease the pain.

Well, lets see. I really have nothing in particular that is of importance to disclose to you today, so I guess I will just have to ramble off some random gripes that I have that I think are totally note worthy. Obviously. Cause lets face it, everything that I say is not worthy. Dont hate, appreciate.

First of all, Biggest Loser. WTF?? I mean, I love love love the movie, cause it makes me feel good about myself. I mean, what else could have such a profound effect on me? It gives me the approval that I need when I am laying in bed on a Tuesday night scarfing down all the ice cream and snickers bars that i can get my hands on, cause since i dont weigh 300 lbs (yet) then its okay to have just one more bowl. right?? And cause I really like seeing people loose all that weight. It almost inspires me to work out myself. Almost.
BUT...then there is the issue of the wretched Bitch Vickie...you know Brady's wife. Gosh. Cant stand her. She is such a whiny self centered crab cake. And she makes me wish with every piece of my being that she never ever looses a pound. And that makes me feel kinda icky to feel that way about somebody. So I think she needs to be voted off the fat camp island. Cause Clearly the last thing I want when I am laying in bed eating my weight in junk food is to have some crazy bitchola wife making me feel worse about myself. So here is the bottom line Vickie...I am done with you and your sleezy (but handsome) hubby Brady. Cause you guys are like snakes. Sleezy. And next time your team has a challenge to do try to be a team player and get off your big complaining ass and take one for your team! *Grumble*

And then there is the issue of Law and Order SVU...like the show. Sorta. But I am wondering when Elliott and Oliva (Mariska Hargitay) ganna hook it up? I mean enough of the sexual tension already. Seriously, they make a great team...good friends and good partners. So get down and get dirty and get on with it. Geez.

And then there is the fact of the mascara. Well, even though i dont look like Cecila Jones per say, I can still do my own "Does it Work" experiments. So, I was watching TV the other day and saw an add for some new Loreal Double Xtend Beauty Tubes Mascara, and I wondered (possibly outloud) "Wonder if that works?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSoVJDl-dIc
So, while out our weekly trip to wal-mart, I purchased some of the coveted $9.00 mascara. And I tried it. Mostly, cause I wanted to see the lil "tubes" wash off like in the commercial.(click the link, watch the video, then you will understand.) And, I have to say that even though I was disappointed cause there were no actual "tubes" the mascara is really rockin. And so yes, it works. [Eat your heart out Cecila.]