Okay, so I watched Deal or No deal last night. Love that show first of all. And, last night we got a break from the norm of annoying contestants and had a real treat in Richie Bell. LOVE love loved him!! Anyhow, I was feeling kinda crabby and all and laying in bed being a crank-ass when the show came on, and for a moment almost changed the channel cause I didnt think that I could muster up the strength to put up with it last night. But then I met Richie and my whole outlook changed. He was the underdog everyone wants to root for, and I wanted him to win SOOOO bad! The only thing is that Richie made me miss my gay friends. I didnt realize I missed them so much, until Richie made me aware of it. And let me tell you ladies, if you dont have a gay man in your life, you best go out and get you one. (But be warned, they are like potato chips, you cant have just one!)
Gay men make the best friends ever, for many reasons, obviously.
For starters, they will honestly tell you which top looks the most smashing with your cute butt jeans...or which is the most trashing.
They know the best artsy~fartsy dives within a 400 mile radius, when they were opened, who ownes them, and everyone the owner has slept with. Trust me. Gay men know EVERYTHING.
They have the balls to tell you if its more than just a bad hair day.
They always have the best putdowns and the right comfort words to say when you bump into the skinny, blonde model bitch that stole your man. ("She is SO wearing last seasons Manolos." GASP.)
Clearly, they give the best gifts. They pay attention to detail and know what you REALLY want to receive. They give things you will actually use. And, will be checking to make sure that you use it! haha
They are the best to pair up with and watch a cheesy classical movie with. [Read: Oklahoma or Gone with the Wind] And wont make fun of you when you are bawling cause Rhett tells Scarlet he dont give a damn, cause they are crying too. And frankly, cause we have all had a Scarlett moment. And they are nothing to laugh about. Duh.
Anyhow, I love my gay friends. Dont get me wrong, I love my straight friends too. Sort of. But seriously, I get so offended at people who judge others based on their life decisions. So what if you think its wrong. (I thinks its wrong that you actually wear a perm in your hair. Ick.) And, its not your choice. And obviously there are far worse things in the world that being homosexual. Like being a republican. (just kidding.) So get off your high horse and quit looking down at others, before it bucks you off right into a pile of horse poo. Which is right where you deserve to be.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have to call my best gay friend and tell him to come home. I need a pedi and some highlights, and I cant bear to go thru it alone.
*ah, I almost forgot...Meet Richie. Isnt he wonderful?
http://www.nbc.com/Deal_or_No_Deal/video/clips/richie-bell/777881/
~ Toodles. ~
About Me
- Mortician Moments
- I am a thirty year old girl, trying to find myself! I, like everyone else stumble and fall...rise and conquer. I have two wonderful boys, who are very active and entertaining at times. They certainly keep me moving! I love cappuccino, especially french vanilla, or caramel, I guess I'm not that picky - love rhinestones, and anything glitzy or girlie, especially PINK and CROWNS, and really love PINK CROWNS! For those of you who know me can pick your stunned asses up off the floor now that I have said that, cause anyone who knows "me" knows that I use to hate anything that even looked feminine. Well, not anymore. I also love white gummy bears and laffy taffy, except for the green kind. I have a cat who is extremelly mean, she might be the Anti-Christ. I am living my dream by not only doing the job that God chose for me to do, but am able to minister thru it the way I want too by owning my own funeral home in my hometown. So, that pretty much makes me the stressed out, broke, overworked boss that we all love to hate.
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