Fried crap on a stick

Okay, so yesterday I wrote about the fair and all my wonderful experiences there, but there was one other thing that I would like to add about the fair that I forgot to mention...what the heck is up with all the fried random things at the fair these days? I mean corn dogs I understand...cheese on a stick, most definately. Its awesome. But fried oreos??? Fried snickers? Fried Milky ways?? Fried twix??? I am sorry, but what tha??

Sounds like a bunch of stoned college kids sitting around munching down on a Snickers bar after toking a fat one...(cause you know, Snickers really satisfies) and saying "Dude, I bet if we fried this candy bar, it would be narley." I mean really. I bet that is what happened. For sure. Now I am curious.

And another thing, what tha heck is up with food on a stick now?? I mean we passed by one booth that had chicken on a stick, pork chops on a stick, steak on a stick....come on. I dont think that I need to put a wooden trowel in my food to make it taste good. What ever happened to forks and knives? I guess that at the Fair they do it for convenience, but who the hell goes to the fair to eat steak or pork chops anyhow?? Geez. You go to the fair to eat greasy fried stuff, like snickers and milky ways. Everyone know that.

And one more thing, I went to see the palm reader cause that was something that I had always wanted to do. When I walked in and asked her how much she said "$10." looks like being psychic and all she could have known that I wasnt ganna pay $10 for her to hold my hand, but I would have paid $5. You know, just cause I am curious and all. But looks like she could have forseen that. Cause lets face it, $5 is better than $0. Dang gypsies.